... I'd write my autobiography, but no-one would believe it....
If you come across any words you don't recognise in this blog, take a look at the Taylorspeke Glossary in the left-hand infopane, you'll usually find a definition there.
There's room for one - or maybe two, at a pinch - more on that bedroom windowsill (the only one in the house that's ideal for them). Let's see what I find. Well, that didn't last long...
EO - Everlasting orchid. Phalaenopsis. I've had this orchid since 2007 and it just keeps flowering...
AO - Alien face orchid. Phalaenopsis . Bought 2018 - lovely little flowers, all different patterns!
RO - Rescued orchid photo to come when it flowers. Phalaenopsis. Rescued from a bin up the road in 2019. Classic!
TO - Tiny orchid. Phalaenopsis. Bought at Tesco 21.8.20. It just begged to come home with me. How could I say no?
CO - Crimson orchid. Cambria. Another Tesco find. This one may be going to live in Ken's room once we've redecorated and put up the new shelving; it prefers a cooler, less sunny windowsill. If so, I'll need to find another cambrian to keep it company.
GO - Golden orchid. Phalaenopsis. Saw this one when I bought CO and left it behind - then immediately regretted it as soon as I got home. Never seen one like it before. Ken, bless him, went back over to Tesco in the rain and bought it for me...
DO - Dendrobium Orchid. Smells of wisteria, so beautiful...
RO2 - Rescued orchid no 2. Phalaenopsis. This is the one I rescued from the wall along the road middle of 2021.
PO. Pink orchid. Phalaenopsis. This is the one I bought at Cabury Garden Centre on special, late 2021. It's much happier here!
TWO. Teeny weeny orchid, Phalaenopsis. Rescued from Tesco end 2021 (I think).
"Autumnal - nothing to do with leaves. It is to do with a certain brownness at the edges
of the day...
Brown is creeping up on us, take my word for it... Russets and tangerine shades of old gold flushing the very outside
edge of the
senses... deep shining ochres, burnt umber and parchments of baked earth - reflecting on itself and through itself,
filtering the light. At
such times, perhaps, coincidentally, the leaves might fall, somewhere..."
(Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are Dead Act
2: Tom Stoppard)
Autumn...
I love this time of year. I love the colours, the sharp slant of sunlight on the trees, mosaics of acid-yellow and harts-
blood, velvet and
darkness and a haze of mist-grey over the hills. I love its immanence, its mellowness, the tang of frost just around the
corner of the
year...
Watching the little birds in the goat-willow in my garden, I realised something more.
I love this land with a fierce, possessive love, deep-rooted in two thousand years of history. From the frosted beaches
and cloud-brushing peaks of the north to the wind-haunted meanderings of the rivers of the east, from the sensuous
rolling patchworked hills of
the south to the demanding dark moors of the west, this land seeps into bone and blood and synapse, mother of
motley nobility,
culture, individual freedoms. It can be known. It can be understood. It can be felt deep inside.
I love its effortless eccentricities, its vigour and vibrancy, its flawed perfections, its silent strength and tenacious
resilience, its hard-won tolerances and intense and variable beauty, the profound energy in its sacred mythical
landscape.
Home and more-than-home, the forces that shape and protect and bind, in me, as I am in the land. Love returning love
in the stillness
for those who'll only take the time to listen...
Blog Pics I've gathered some of my pages of photos together: the page of links is here. I'll be adding more as time goes
by!
Evil Squid
A Little Glossary of Taylorspeke
(in no particular order)
plit popints - n. Typo for 'plot points' typed on a keyboard with more than half the characters worn off...
[PING] (alt [ping]) - n. A brainwave. The text equivalent of a lightbulb going on blindingly over someone's head. Usually mine. And usually at the most inconvenient of times. [sigh]
TPTB - The Powers That Be.
wulmet - n. A person of little or no talent who somehow inveigles himself into a position where he is in power over other, far more talented people and uses his position to downplay them in order to try to make himself feel superior.
biteable - referring to an anatomical part vb, tasty.
Flatterfed - vb. 27.02.08: my typo for flattered, but since it's so cutely apt I thought it would fit nicely
here. Lutra defined it as "the lovely warm feeling of satisfaction resulting from enthusiastic reviews..." (which I've been
getting for my MB fics).
Composted - vb, 'compos mentis', mentally capable of working. Contrast with
uncomposted or non-
composted, not 'compos mentis', not capable of working, hungover...
Cumbles - n, cucumbers.
Kewp - how Ken says 'thank you'. We rather like Lutra's 'nanx', too...
Musekick - noun, music, without which I cannot work.
'feinne - noun, caffeine, essential for correct mental functioning, especially first thing in the morning. I
prefer mine in the
form of SodaStream Diet Coke. And on that subject...
Skoosh - verb, noun. To skoosh - to add CO2 to a sodastream bottle filled with water to make it
fizzy, prior to adding
Diet Coke syrup (or just drinking as sparkling water). A skoosh - a bottle of water that has been skooshed. Skooshy
- something that
has been skooshed, water, or that whipped cream that comes in tins you have to shake then upend and press the
nozzle...
Shoogle - verb. To shake gently, for example, of roast potatoes in a roasting tin to ensure they're
covered with oil. I
have vague memories of this being a real Scottish colloquialism...
Stegasaurus - n, spider of the genus tegenaria. Why? No idea. I just find it easier, that's
all...
Edit 08.09.07: Lutra thinks that Brian is a good name for a mini-stegasaurus. From now on, any 'Brian's in the posts
may be assumed to be a tegenaria. Except where otherwise specified.
Viterals - noun, vitamins + minerals. Also a pun on victuals.
Splish - verb. A combination of slosh and splash.
Parrots - noun, paracetemol (from the old joke "Why are there no aspirin tablets in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat
'em all...")
Maggles - noun, magpies. As opposed to non-magical people.
Flamewings - noun. Swifts. So called because the first time we became aware of them was an early
summer evening
when they were flying high, the light from the setting sun seemingly turning their wings to flames. Lovely little birds. We
always know
summer's arrived when we hear their high-pitched squeeing.
Murfs - noun, moths.
Peasant cut - noun, roughly cut up into big chunks, e.g. vegetables chopped in a hurry for a
hearty stew or
soup. By extension, anything prepared in a hurry - haircut, material, even a first draft of a story...
Giraffe - noun, a carafe (of wine, coffee or water, for example).
Shrumps - noun, mushrooms.
Splings - noun, Kai's spelling homework: by extension, any spelling.
Tyops - noun, typos. var toyps, typso, psyto, psoyt, etc. Usual result of a dose of the
fingerials (see next
entry).
Fingerials - (pr. fin GEEE ree yalls) noun, fingers that will not type what you want
them to.
Haddock - noun, time, of which I never have enough. (Origin of this term here.)
Sleep - noun? vb? a.k.a. sheeeeeeeeep.... I used to know what this word
meant...
:: World Timeserver For checking the current time around this world
:: Universal Currency Converter Actually it's just a terran-global currency
converter, not universal,
but it's still useful...
So what is it with the
haddock? Am I some kind of fish freak?
I'll leave that to
others to decide.
The tale (or tail if you prefer) harks back
to October 2000, when my GoodTwin and I, ably assisted by Sue,
ran the first UK Professionals convention... It's common
knowledge that I never have enough time, and I was determined
not to bewail the fact that weekend: hence I promised not to use the
'T' word... Of course, that didn't really work (if nothing else I
had to let the trainees know what times things were supposed to be
happening!) so we decided a substitute word would be employed
instead. There were several suggestions. Banana came very close to
being chosen. However, I eventually decided that 'haddock' fitted
the bill nicely. Ever since, haddock=time. Hence the title of my forthcoming
autobiography, My Half-Life in the Haddock
Space Continuum....
Normally I wouldn't, but these
were just irresistible...
These
Too-Kawaii Kitties were adopted from Ghost's Anime
Page (which appears to have disappeared, alas...)
Anime still needed to complete series' I'm collecting...
Many thanks to everyone who has helped me acquire the collection!
Ai no Kusabi
Owned:
DVD Dj: June Special CD: Ambivalence
Cyber City Oedo 808
Owned:
DVD
All 3 eps on Video, dubbed Dj: Cyberage 1-3
Illustrated Book 2 (Benten's) in Japanese
From Eroica with Love
Owned: Manga Vols 1, 9, 11
Mirage of Blaze
Owned:
DVD Vol 1 (eps 1-4)
R.G. Veda
Owned: English Manga: Vol 1 Japanese Manga: Vol 1-7 complete Tarot Pack
R.G.Veda video
Twelve Kingdoms
Owned: Anime Vol 1-12: complete
Under the Glass Moon
Owned: Manga Vol 1, 2
Vol 3 needed
Vampire Hunter D - Bloodlust
Owned:
DVD
Vampire Hunter D Book 1
New Vampire Miyu
Owned:
(Studio Ironcat) Manga Vols 1 -5 (complete)
Yami no Matsuei
Owned:
Viz Manga: English translation, Vols 1 - 11 (complete: I believe vol 12 is only available online)
Japanese 3-DVD set
Central Park Media: Descendants of Darkness Vol. 1, English/Japanese subbed.
Sketchbook
[::..Joules SP fied..::]
... this is Terra? How the hell'd I end up here...?
Ah, of course, it was the haddock reversing direction.
ANYway... Woken up at 8 am by horrendous drilling and hammering - BND having new windows installed next door, going to be awkward for Ken's weekly zoom meeting - so decided to take advantage and finally update.
So, on the 12th of Oct Kai and I headed off to meet Dawn for a walk along the river, and in one of those synchronicities that just keep happening we met the deliverer who BND abused in my last update, and I was able to tell him that he would need to make a complaint himself and how to do it online, so hopefully he then did so (he was with his family, who he'd told about the incident - and no doubt they'd told all their friends, so that's another couple dozen people who hate him...)
The walk was nice. We found some astonishing street art at the lane at the bottom of Edward Road: -
Gorgeous, if somewhat depressing.
Also gorgeous, and a lot less depressing, the acer at the top of the garden...
Hallowe'en was incredibly busy this year, and Derpy got some laughs!
Domestic bits and pieces...
Lounge and hall carpet was laid last week of September and looks lovely - and is so warm! Nice thick underlay at last. Wonderfully warm and comfortable. End of the same week the Acorn stairlift was installed: we've had a hinge put in at the bottom just in case we can ever manage to get the side extension to the house built, as that's the only place we could have a door between the two buildings. As mum Taylor has decided she's probably going to stay down in Babbacombe, now, the need to organise more living space has receded somewhat (although I'd still like Kai to have more room. Might be possible to have a dormer put in the loft - basic cost is £20K - but given the arrangement in the loft I don't know if it would be doable...) But the stairlift is useful for me - my back is getting worse, as expected - and will be fine if she ever comes to visit.
We now, finally, have a new sink unit (and sink)! And the kitchen vinyl was laid week before last, and is lovely. We still need to get the sink splashback tiled - haven't managed to make time to get out to Cribb's Causeway B&Q yet - and a plank to cover the water pipes above the sink, and as of last Friday evening we need a new light fitment in the kitchen too, as the fluorescent tube fizzled and flickered and died the death. Have found a nice one on amazon that should arrive today, then hopefully Martin the Electric can fit it for us asap as it's not really safe in the kitchen with just a desk lamp! He's put the new sockets in the lounge - 12 of them, should be enough! - and will be back to do Ken's office and our bedroom hopefully next week, after SolarSense have installed the solar panels on the roof...
Did I mention that? They came and surveyed the house a week or so ago, and have authorised the installation of 10 solar panels on the south-eastern facing slope of the roof under the Green Homes grant from BCC. They won't feed directly into our supply - you need a solar battery for that and the recommended one is £10K+ - but we should get the amount produced taken off our electricity bill. And we'll also be saving nearly 2 metric tonnes of CO2 a year, which is certainly worth it! They're due to do the work next Monday: scaffolding should be going up this Friday, they'll ring (maybe!) to let us know when they'll be arriving.
My room has also now been carpeted, and I love it. It almost sparkles: Ken says it looks like stars. So I have the universe at my feet! (Yes, we're watching Universe, of course.) I now want to find some starry material to make new curtains for out here: I have my Covid booster Mon 6th Dec (at Redcliffe pharmacy at 8.25 in the am!! Erk...) so as I'll be in town I'll pick up mum Taylor's Yule present from Hotel Chocolat, check out Fabricland, and get the bus back to Pets@Home to look for small dog presents for the pooches. We're planning to go down to visit at the beginning of December and take the presents with us.
Orchids...
RO has finally lost all the last crop of flowers - but has two new flower spikes coming! Going to be absolutely beautiful when they mature, next year.
And TO also has two new flower spikes coming, although the current spike is still going strong - has grown in a very graceful curve which is so far resisting my efforts to take a good photo! Will keep trying...
And I have now potted up the baby dendrobium (apparently baby orchids are called keiki, Hawaiian for 'little one'! How cute can you get?)
Media...
I managed to finish the Foundation trilogy, though it was a struggle. It has NOT aged well. Followed that up with Clarke's The City and the Stars, which I enjoyed, although it was slightly overshadowed by the connotations of the main character's name - Alvin. My first encounter with the name was Alvin and the Chipmunks... Now reading The Songs of Distant Earth (I love the Oldfield album of the name and as it was evidently inspired by the book though I'd probably better read it.) So far I'm not impressed...
We thoroughly enjoyed Angry birds 2: Tenet is extraordinary (and requires more than one viewing): Squid Game is... whoa... most intriguing, if exceptionally violent: and Free Guy is absolutely brilliant! Gloriously funny (and more than a little thought provoking...) Ken and I are currently watching Special Unit 2, which I bought cheap on a reasonably good home-produced version - not great, but watchable - and loving it. I've also just ordered Legends of Tomorrow season 6 (will need to rewatch at least season 5 first. Might see if Kai wants to watch it this time around and start with season 1!)
New favourite song (anyone who watches TV with ads may have heard the first snippet of this as the advert for holidays in Turkey: I did the usual, looked up the lyrics and found and bought the full song...)
And finally, just for fun - I bought a packet of our favourite off-brand Viennese biscuits from Tesco -
Well, it's kind of pretty...
No doubt there's more I've forgotten - it has been exceptionally manic this last few weeks - but for now I'll sign off. We're having burgers for lunch, and I need to get them under the grill before Ken's meeting finishes and he takes his half-hour lunchbreak. Tomorrow I have an appt for a blood test at the surgery: while I'm up at Broadwalk I'll dive into the dentist and see about getting an appt to have the left bottom back molar removed: it's nothing but filling anyway and just recently three chunks of said filling have fallen out (one while I was eating a soft cake and the other two when I was cleaning my teeth. Not a lot of point in keeping on paying for fillings that are just going to come out again..)
Wow, that street art is amazing! As are the colours in your garden! All the work in the house sounds great and I bet you are enjoying all of it. I read The Foundation series a long time ago and found it readable and with interesting ideas but not great writing. I've always prefered his robot stories and his non-fiction work. Thanks for the lovely long update!
October? I can't believe we're half-way through November... we're head-first in panto rehearsals and only have a week left to production (eek!) Love the street art! Amazing talent.
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Wow, that street art is amazing! As are the colours in your garden!
All the work in the house sounds great and I bet you are enjoying all of it.
I read The Foundation series a long time ago and found it readable and with interesting ideas but not great writing. I've always prefered his robot stories and his non-fiction work.
Thanks for the lovely long update!
October? I can't believe we're half-way through November... we're head-first in panto rehearsals and only have a week left to production (eek!)
Love the street art! Amazing talent.
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