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I live to write. It's not wise to get in my way.
August 2011: the earlier posts in this blog are a mess, the result of me changing the format some time ago. I'm working to edit the entire blog from the beginning, but with over 4K posts and sodall time for such luxuries it's going to take a while... [02/09/16 - Now reached 09/10/2004][20/03/2019 - giving up. I don't have enough time to update the blog atm, let alone edit old entries!]
If you come across any words you don't recognise in this blog, take a look at the Taylorspeke Glossary in the left-hand infopane, you'll usually find a definition there.
First, a recommendation. Dive over to The Jonathan Day Fiction Site and try some of the stories. I love this author's writing - it's funny, bitingly witty, dryly incisive, chilling, and deliciously subversive by turns. Absolutely well worth a look!
Sunday, May 05, 2019
Bloody 'ell it's been manic...
Not entirely sure where to start. It's all (mostly) good, at least.
I can only remember the highlights. Eostre was quite fun: Friday was restful, K&K went out on the Sat and as the weather was really hot I put through three machine washes (bedding and towels and normal clothing stuff) and made buckwheat pancakes (for us to have them for Sunday brunches stuffed with smoked salmon, scrambled egg and home grown asparagus (so tasty!) Kai skips the eggs and asparagus as he doesn't like them) for the freezer.
... can't remember what we did on Sun and Mon - possibly relaxed and watched stuff? On that subject we have now finished Lost (oh oooray...). It just got worse and finished with some enormous plot holes.
Tues was swimming with Kim - wore earplug and managed just fine. On the Thurs we went out to garden centres, two new ones - Cleeve Garden Centre, which is a great place, picked up some heucheras on special, and Garden Park, also great but on a main road so a bit tricky to get out of - and ended up at Congresbury for a late lunch. A really fun day with lots accomplished.
Then on Fri it was the second gastroscopy... Well, the good news is that the oesophagitis is mostly cleared up, one of the ulcers has gone and the other two are MUCH smaller.
The bad news - someone should have told me I had to keep taking the omeprazole until they told me to stop. I ran out a week and a half ago.
So I'm now back on the omeprazole (and will need to write a letter to my dr for more as they only prescribed me a month's worth), and I have yet another gastroscopy in another eight weeks or so...
[headdesk] I really can't complain, I know how overtaxed the NHS is. But it's a bloody nuisance - gastroscopies hurt.
I finally read The Wandering Earth... It's very good. As I got further into it I wondered if it counts as superior fanfic, as the plots of some of the stories were disturbingly familiar - but decided it didn't matter as the writing is wonderful. The first story in particular (it's been made into a film, which I shall try to get when/if it's available on DVD) is extraordinary, and raised goosebumps. Think I may get some more of this author's writing (although of course some of it is probably the translator's excellent skill.)
We've been watching Ghosts, which is rather good. The first ep I wasn't sure, but then in the second it picked up and had me chuckling. Will watch onwards...
Everything is going well in the garden and greenhouse. Everything is shooting up with the brighter, slightly warmer weather, and all looking good and healthy. The wisteria has been glorious this year, filling the house with its fragrance. It's past its best now but still smells wonderful.
My little alien orchid is also doing rather well!
We've finally managed to make time for Citizen Kane, which is better than I remember (although I first and last saw it while at Uni). Kai thought it was great!
Last Sun - Kai's first driving lesson! It went splendidly. He's looking forward to more, and we should have had a lesson today, but some pillock parked partially over the drive (five foot over the drive, not just a few inches) making it tricky to get in and out. I took photos and measured and rang the police (101 non-emergency no.) and explained the situation (narrow road, cars parked opposite, disabled, clear space needed for possible ambulances etc) but pointed out it wasn't an emergency (though it is an offence to park over a legally-constructed dropped kerb). Got a call back from an officer that he'd call this afternoon, and knock on a few doors first to see if he could find out who it belonged to (I didn't know). Well, half an hour after that someone in a white tee-shirt came charging down the road, leapt into the car and drove away, so I rang the police back to cancel the case number in the hope he doesn't come back and park there again. In the meantime it's a little late to have a lesson now.
And THEN!! Oh joy....
I've been posting a brutally honest review on bark.com about Fixit, as they still haven't paid, and every time it's removed I post it again. Well, the nasty little bully boss rang me earlier, asking for Mrs Joules and wanting my initials as he needs them for the solicitor's letter he's having prepared to stop me broadcasting the truth (or, as he puts it, harassing his guys and slandering him). So I told him - JA - and to put everything in writing, and put the phone down. He rang back immediately, threatening to 'come around there with my solicitor and a newspaper man and have it printed that your Councillor husband' (Ken is business admin, not a Councillor) 'has been harassing and slandering me.' I told him I had full documentation proving everything I said is true - which it is, and we've printed out full copies of everything this afternoon to hold as evidence if required - told him to put everything in writing, and put the phone down again. (He rang three more times within five mins: I picked the phone up and slammed it down without answering.)
So we may be getting a solicitor's letter addressed to Mrs JA Joules (seriously, what decent businessman can't even get a customer's name right - especially as it appears above my review!?) in which case I shall send copies of everything to the solicitor. Which will be expensive for Fixit. They'd have done better to have just paid what they owe.
As for the review -
Although strictly speaking it was only 4 days wait between the old pavement being dug out and the dropped kerb being put in, as I found when printing out his illiterate emails.
I haven't yet posted the (perfectly legal) photograph I took of them. Saving that for if I need to post on the Cowboy Builders facebook pages I've joined.
In more fun news, my hearing is almost back, at last. And I've finally started working on Lutra's and my Dystopia (WIP) novel. Well, I've gathered together lists of all the characters, places, organisations, and the basic world background. I think the time for it is now near perfect.