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I live to write. It's not wise to get in my way.

August 2011: the earlier posts in this blog are a mess, the result of me changing the format some time ago. I'm working to edit the entire blog from the beginning, but with over 4K posts and sodall time for such luxuries it's going to take a while... [02/09/16 - Now reached 09/10/2004]

If you come across any words you don't recognise in this blog, take a look at the Taylorspeke Glossary in the left-hand infopane, you'll usually find a definition there.

The Poppy Tales

(Transformers fanfiction!)

Transformers mini-comics here.











I'm a Member of 

UK Veg Gardeners!


My IMDb ep summaries

(completed)
Arthur of the Britons
Sky
Star Maidens
The Starlost
Space Rangers
The Sentinel (part: seasons 2 and 3)
Swamp Thing (part: season 3)
Gravedale High
Transformers: Armada
Transformers: Energon
Transformers: Cybertron (part)
Misfits of Science (four eps)
Zoo Gang
Zodiac
Jupiter Moon
Transformers: Beast Wars (part: seasons 2 and 3)
Transformers: Beast Machines (part)
Vampire Princess Miyu
Starhyke
Nathan Barley
No Heroics
Undermind (3 eps)
Will Shakespeare (Tim Curry version)
Nightwalker
12 Kingdoms
Trigun (ep 8)
Rayearth
Hyperdrive (season 2 ep 3)

For later:

Earthian
Dragonball Z (season 2, part)
(Someone else beat me to it!)
Robotech (s2 ep14 Triumvirate)
BBC Lion, witch and wardrobe
BBC Caspian and Dawn Treader
BBC Silver Chair
Beauty and the Beast (part)
(Missing Excel Saga eps)
(Missing Haibane Renme eps)
(And possibly Marine Boy...)


Silver birch at Eastwood 

Farm

"Autumnal - nothing to do with leaves. It is to do with a certain brownness at the edges of the day... Brown is creeping up on us, take my word for it... Russets and tangerine shades of old gold flushing the very outside edge of the senses... deep shining ochres, burnt umber and parchments of baked earth - reflecting on itself and through itself, filtering the light. At such times, perhaps, coincidentally, the leaves might fall, somewhere..."

(Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead Act 2: Tom Stoppard)

Autumn...

I love this time of year. I love the colours, the sharp slant of sunlight on the trees, mosaics of acid-yellow and harts- blood, velvet and darkness and a haze of mist-grey over the hills. I love its immanence, its mellowness, the tang of frost just around the corner of the year...

Watching the little birds in the goat-willow in my garden, I realised something more.

I love this land with a fierce, possessive love, deep-rooted in two thousand years of history. From the frosted beaches and cloud-brushing peaks of the north to the wind-haunted meanderings of the rivers of the east, from the sensuous rolling patchworked hills of the south to the demanding dark moors of the west, this land seeps into bone and blood and synapse, mother of motley nobility, culture, individual freedoms. It can be known. It can be understood. It can be felt deep inside.

I love its effortless eccentricities, its vigour and vibrancy, its flawed perfections, its silent strength and tenacious resilience, its hard-won tolerances and intense and variable beauty, the profound energy in its sacred mythical landscape.

Home and more-than-home, the forces that shape and protect and bind, in me, as I am in the land. Love returning love in the stillness for those who'll only take the time to listen...

(Joules, Autumn 2004)


All photographs taken by Joules unless otherwise specified. All photographs © Joules A Taylor or other specified individual.


In Memoriam

17.03.09 - Argent

25.07.08 - Raptor

18.12.07 - Quyn

02.12.06 - Ryme


Currently enjoying:
Muse
Transformers - IDW, Prime, Animated, Rescue Bots.

Currently reading:
Various Transformers books and graphic novels.



Currently working on:
Heart, The Poppy Tales

Currently chuffed with:
My garden

Currently miffed at:
Nestlé, Nonpres Tinyhands Fart, Toadface Farage

Currently maintaining:
BCHS
BCP


Blog Pics
I've gathered some of my pages of photos together: the page of links is here. I'll be adding more as time goes by!




Evil Squid
A Little Glossary of Taylorspeke
(in no particular order)

plit popints - n. Typo for 'plot points' typed on a keyboard with more than half the characters worn off...

[PING] (alt [ping]) - n. A brainwave. The text equivalent of a lightbulb going on blindingly over someone's head. Usually mine. And usually at the most inconvenient of times. [sigh]

TPTB - The Powers That Be.

wulmet - n. A person of little or no talent who somehow inveigles himself into a position where he is in power over other, far more talented people and uses his position to downplay them in order to try to make himself feel superior.

biteable - referring to an anatomical part vb, tasty.

Flatterfed - vb. 27.02.08: my typo for flattered, but since it's so cutely apt I thought it would fit nicely here. Lutra defined it as "the lovely warm feeling of satisfaction resulting from enthusiastic reviews..." (which I've been getting for my MB fics).

Composted - vb, 'compos mentis', mentally capable of working. Contrast with uncomposted or non- composted, not 'compos mentis', not capable of working, hungover...

Cumbles - n, cucumbers.

Kewp - how Ken says 'thank you'. We rather like Lutra's 'nanx', too...

Musekick - noun, music, without which I cannot work.

'feinne - noun, caffeine, essential for correct mental functioning, especially first thing in the morning. I prefer mine in the form of SodaStream Diet Coke. And on that subject...

Skoosh - verb, noun. To skoosh - to add CO2 to a sodastream bottle filled with water to make it fizzy, prior to adding Diet Coke syrup (or just drinking as sparkling water). A skoosh - a bottle of water that has been skooshed. Skooshy - something that has been skooshed, water, or that whipped cream that comes in tins you have to shake then upend and press the nozzle...

Shoogle - verb. To shake gently, for example, of roast potatoes in a roasting tin to ensure they're covered with oil. I have vague memories of this being a real Scottish colloquialism...

Stegasaurus - n, spider of the genus tegenaria. Why? No idea. I just find it easier, that's all...
Edit 08.09.07: Lutra thinks that Brian is a good name for a mini-stegasaurus. From now on, any 'Brian's in the posts may be assumed to be a tegenaria. Except where otherwise specified.

Viterals - noun, vitamins + minerals. Also a pun on victuals.

Splish - verb. A combination of slosh and splash.

Parrots - noun, paracetemol (from the old joke "Why are there no aspirin tablets in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all...")

Maggles - noun, magpies. As opposed to non-magical people.

Flamewings - noun. Swifts. So called because the first time we became aware of them was an early summer evening when they were flying high, the light from the setting sun seemingly turning their wings to flames. Lovely little birds. We always know summer's arrived when we hear their high-pitched squeeing.

Murfs - noun, moths.

Peasant cut - noun, roughly cut up into big chunks, e.g. vegetables chopped in a hurry for a hearty stew or soup. By extension, anything prepared in a hurry - haircut, material, even a first draft of a story...

Giraffe - noun, a carafe (of wine, coffee or water, for example).

Shrumps - noun, mushrooms.

Splings - noun, Kai's spelling homework: by extension, any spelling.

Tyops - noun, typos. var toyps, typso, psyto, psoyt, etc. Usual result of a dose of the fingerials (see next entry).

Fingerials - (pr. fin GEEE ree yalls) noun, fingers that will not type what you want them to.

Haddock - noun, time, of which I never have enough. (Origin of this term here.)

Sleep - noun? vb? a.k.a. sheeeeeeeeep.... I used to know what this word meant...


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my computer gremlin Butch. click the pic to see the larger image

Butch, my computer gremlin. Click the pic for larger version, and read his adventures here...

Butch by the talented 

Sylverthorne

A gift for me! Butch by the very talented Sylverthorne. Click pic for larger image.

Joules' 

Haddock

This is MY haddock. It was caught exclusively for me by Talon. No, you can't have any. I need all the haddock I can get!!



A'lestrel by 

Valkyrie.

A'lestrel - a gift for me from Valkyrie...



Kood, my new mp3 

player.

Soundwave! (Kood's still moving in...)


Albino Alsatian Benten (c) MEBird 

2004

Another gorgeous Valkyrie gift for me - Benten the Albino Alsatian! Click thumbnail for larger image.

Radittsu, an oekaki for my birthday 04 

by 

Onna

Oekai by Bakayaro Onna - Radittsu at his sexiest...



I now have an Amazon wish list - find it here. But please be warned most of the things on it are yaoi. If you don't like yaoi, or don't know what it is, you probably won't want to take a look.




The Zone Plant from
The Zone 

blog 

plant

OrganicHTML (which alas no longer seems to exist...)
[::..My Regular Reads..::]
:: Astronomical Pic of the Day [>]
:: What is Space... [>]
:: Dark Roasted Blend [>]
:: BLDG [>]
:: Pruned [>]
:: Watchismo Times [>]
:: Fundies say the darnedest things [>]
(Warning. This site is likely to have you screaming with laughter, shaking your head in sheer disbelief, or weeping for the future of your species. Often all three at the same time. I disclaim any responsiblity for any harm suffered by anyone who visits...)
[::..Fun Places..::]
::HubbleSite
Stunning...
::PALEOMAP Project
Absolutely fascinating.
::The Hacker Dictionary
Hackers with Humour!
:: Carol's Place
My GoodTwin's Homepage!
:: Skymap
Check out the night sky where you are!
[::..Useful Sites..::]
:: GreenNet
First stop for environmental matters
:: MailWasher
Excellent anti-spam software
:: About Bristol
The essential guide - and beautifully user-friendly too!
:: The Forest of Avon
Our local community forest and places to visit
:: The Guardian
Online Guardian Newspaper.
:: ZSPC Colour Chart
Check how your text and background colours look together before releasing them on the world!
:: Symbols
Exactly what it says
:: World Timeserver
For checking the current time around this world
:: Universal Currency Converter
Actually it's just a terran-global currency converter, not universal, but it's still useful...
:: Union of Concerned Scientists
Exactly what it says. Fascinating - and worrying...

So what is it with the haddock? Am I some kind of fish freak?

I'll leave that to others to decide.

The tale (or tail if you prefer) harks back to October 2000, when my GoodTwin and I, ably assisted by Sue, ran the first UK Professionals convention...
It's common knowledge that I never have enough time, and I was determined not to bewail the fact that weekend: hence I promised not to use the 'T' word...
Of course, that didn't really work (if nothing else I had to let the trainees know what times things were supposed to be happening!) so we decided a substitute word would be employed instead. There were several suggestions. Banana came very close to being chosen. However, I eventually decided that 'haddock' fitted the bill nicely. Ever since, haddock=time. Hence the title of my forthcoming autobiography,
My Half-Life in the Haddock Space Continuum....


Normally I wouldn't, but these were just irresistible...

How could I resist?

Just too adorable...

and to complete the rainbow...

These Too-Kawaii Kitties
were adopted from
Ghost's Anime Page (which appears to have disappeared, alas...)

[::..Anime/Manga..::]
Useful sites:

Yamato -
Fabulous anime figures

Anime Lyrics
A huge selection... evil popups

Anime still needed to complete series' I'm collecting... Many thanks to everyone who has helped me acquire the collection!
Ai no Kusabi

Owned:
   DVD
   Dj: June Special
   CD: Ambivalence

Cyber City Oedo 808

Owned:
   DVD
   All 3 eps on Video, dubbed
   Dj: Cyberage 1-3
   Illustrated Book 2 (Benten's) in Japanese

From Eroica with Love

Owned:
   Manga Vols 1, 9, 11

Mirage of Blaze

Owned:
   DVD Vol 1 (eps 1-4)

R.G. Veda

Owned:
   English Manga: Vol 1
   Japanese Manga: Vol 1-7 complete
   Tarot Pack
   R.G.Veda video

Twelve Kingdoms

Owned:
   Anime Vol 1-12: complete

Under the Glass Moon

Owned:
   Manga Vol 1, 2
Vol 3 needed

Vampire Hunter D - Bloodlust

Owned:
   DVD

   Vampire Hunter D Book 1



New Vampire Miyu

Owned:
   (Studio Ironcat) Manga Vols 1 -5 (complete)


Yami no Matsuei

Owned:
   Viz Manga: English translation, Vols 1 - 11 (complete: I believe vol 12 is only available online)
   Japanese 3-DVD set
   Central Park Media: Descendants of Darkness Vol. 1, English/Japanese subbed.
   Sketchbook


[::..Joules SPfied..::]


... this is Terra? How the hell'd I end up here...?

(Thanks, Lutra, for the quote!)

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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Suddenly, client site updates... Not quite snowed under, but it was busy. And I seem somehow to have been appointed APAG secretary without my knowledge...

[grump] Beginning to wonder if this blasted cold is ever going to go.

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Monday, November 29, 2010

We can haz turkee!

Iceland had some small (4-6 servings) butterball turkeys, one of which is now taking up half of one of the freezer trays. (They also had a Baileys cheesecake, one of our favourites.) Also grabbed six of their party packs, three savoury, three sweet, so Boxing Day is sorted.

Then it was over to Sainsbug's, and out again to Tesco after lunch. Legs are killing me and shoulders are sore after carrying too much, but that's everything now done. The rest is just the usual groceries, milk, bread, etc. I can relax now, as far as the food shopping goes.

Cold, and due to get colder. I've put another couple of feeders on the medlar, one of sunflower seeds, the other of high energy mixed seeds, and topped up the peanut holder (the bluetits love them). So far I've seen our sparrow flock, our robin, our blackbird pair, a wren and the jays, but as the weather gets worse I'd hope to see more variety. The main pain is going to be keeping the bird bath topped up with liquid water (as opposed to ice).

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Sunday, November 28, 2010

So after dinner we discussed food for over the Yuletide...

Going to keep it relatively simple. K&K like the idea of fajitas (which I normally do for junk-food Friday) for dinner and nibbles in the evening with mulled wine for the 24th, and while I have the venison steaks in the freezer, trying something new for the 25th may be a little dangerous. Ken suggested actually having turkey for a change! Which is a great idea, if I can get one small enough. Otherwise, I'd opt for duck, which I love and Ken absolutely hates having to carve. Dunno. I'll check the shops for turkey first. (Don't think I have time to order from the butcher now.)

Boxing Day is always a running buffet during the day and cold meats, creamed spuds and salad for dinner, as it's quick and easy and means I don't have to do much cooking. Although that being said, I've found a wonderful 15th century recipe (in my Seven Hundred Years of English Cooking) for Spicy Creamed Rabbit, which involves making a sauce of butter, flour, ginger, ground cloves, ground almonds, galangal, cinnamon, saffron and sugar, adding cooked chopped rabbit and serving on toast. It sounds amazing. Going to try that with the diced wild rabbit I have in the freezer. (I keep all those ingredients in stock except for the almonds and saffron.) And as it happens there's a recipe for Poached Partridge on the facing page, also from the 15th century, but it uses pretty much the same spices so might be a little too similar. Then again, the bird is poached in red wine and stock, so perhaps if I change the mix slightly... Will see. And photograph for Lutra.

The Monday will be a bank holiday, and most places will be shut (I assume). Kai has asked for shepherd's pie, and I believe Tesco have organic lamb mince on special at the moment...

This all means a trek to the shops (and up to Iceland at Broadwalk for party packs of nibbles) preferably before the really bad weather sets in later in the week, so tomorrow will be spent fighting the mutoids and trying to make room in the freezer...

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It suddenly occured to me that if the pools are frozen, so will be the waterbutts...

I'd almost emptied the waterbin up by the greenhouse, but the butt there was full - and the top couple of inches were solid. So it was out with the boiling water in a saucepan to melt a hole, then chipping away with a spike (which Kai enjoyed) until I had enough space to get the large jug in and start bailing out.

The ice itself was fascinating though - crystals were growing inwards from the plastic sides.


This is a piece of the ice from the top, but turned upside down.


The underside of the top ice. Quite magical.


Looking down into the almost empty butt: those are hollow pyramids of ice.

Unfortunately I can't do anything about the main butt outside the kitchen: the top is frozen and I'm wary of trying to turn the tap, it was expensive and may be brittle with the low temperature. Hopefully it'll be OK. (I was planning to use an old duvet as a jacket over it, but I haven't had time to make it or cover it with plastic, and the cold snap took us all a bit by surprise. The butt is close against the wall, so is a little protected and in a warmer position than the others.)

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Encounter




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Tyjer defending his territory. The other cat is a bloody nuisance - it's the one that keeps trying to get in the catflap. I feel sorry for it, it's out in all weathers, but this is Tyjer's home, and he is very possessive. Having the other prowling around outside at night drives him nuts. (photo © Ken) garden loo basin




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Icicle in the garden loo basin. Heh. Just as well we turned off the water and left the tap wide open... Will have to start leaving the heater on out there, I think. The pipes should be fine, our plumber said they're tough and weatherproof, but we'll find out in the spring.

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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Watched my latest Lovefilm rental, Legion, rented because I wanted to see Paul Bettany as something other than an insane self-flagellating albino or Jarvis. And also I like winged things. Anyway, it was quite good, certainly better than I expected. Some fine acting, some genuinely scary moments. Plot ridiculous, of course, but OK in context. (The film also just cries out for some Michael/Gabriel slash... And yes, there it is, over on FFNet...)

Off to finish a second Nick/Greg ficlet, Blind as a Bat. Now tempted to write 26 of them, and call it Nick and Greg's Alphabetical Aphorisms. Except that aphorism is not entirely accurate (not to mention that half the people reading them won't know what the word means) so I'd better make it Proverbs instead.

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half hearted snow

Somewhat half-hearted snow...

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Friday, November 26, 2010

... and now it's proper snow, and it's settling on the earth up at the veg bed. If it stays, I'll photograph it tomorrow.

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... aaaaand it's snowing. Not the pretty flakey snow, mind you, that would be too much to ask. No, it's the wet, sleety type. Oh joy.

Still, the Brussels sprouts for tonight have been picked, the birdbath has fresh water (which will freeze in no time, alas) and the feeders and birdtable are stocked up. Kai'll be home in 45 minutes, then we can shut it out (until Monday, if we feel so inclined...)

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Glorious day today - blazing sunshine but the temperature still around freezing. [sigh] Finally been forced out of sandals and into trainers (oh joy. I really loathe breaking in new footwear), but March to the end of November is a pretty good run.

Had to get out of the house - first time in almost a week - so tanked off to Tesco (TROLLEY RAAAAGE!!!), which was actually perhaps a bit much, given how groggy I felt when I got back (feeling better now). The walk was nice, though, and the sun quite warm even though the air was very cold.

Water's turned off and salt's been added to the bowl in the garden loo in preparation for the cold snap. I'm off to nuke a couple of spuds for lunch - picked up a pot of piri-piri sandwich spread for filling! (Isn't that interesting? < /sarcasm >)

Penned a tiny fanfic last night (CSI of course, since that's the current obsession) - An Apple A Day, just a 500 word extended drabble that insisted on being written. It's on FFNet at the moment: will post it in The (other) Zone when I've organised a background tile.

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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Bodie cat doesn't like crunchy grass and solid water... Then again, not too fond of it myself. Temperature can't have got much above freezing all day: the pools are frozen over. Just as well I put the tennis balls in last week.

Discovered today that Tesco's own yellow Thai curry paste not only turns the chicken yellow, it also dyes human skin. Yellow. [sigh] It does come off, eventually. It's worth it for the taste, though, wonderfully hot and spicy, with basmati rice (cooked with kaffir lime leaves) and stir-fried veg in sweet chilli sauce, perfect for a cold day . (Drooling yet, Lutra? [g] Wonder if the new tag will generate more hits? Will have to check the sitemeter report tomorrow.) Most enjoyable.

Lurgy seems to be on its way out, at last. Should be able to get back to what loosely passes for 'normal' 'round 'ere.

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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

More of the same, although at least I don't feel quite so cotton-woolly as yesterday.

Kai had an English mock exam today - says he thinks it went OK. He's due to have exams again in January, so we're a little concerned about the weather. We're already better prepared than last year, but we'd prefer it not to be as bad...

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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Bleurgh. The glands under my jaw and my throat have swollen - I look like a full-crop pelican. Needless to say the amount I've managed to get done today has been buggerall. Except for half an hour of client site update. Really hope this doesn't last too long...

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Monday, November 22, 2010

... and woke up with some sort of lurgy, throat so sore I couldn't swallow and brain disengaged. Bleurgh...

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Sunday, November 21, 2010

I think the last few weeks have finally caught up with me - hard to keep my eyes open. Early night is now mandatory...

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Saturday, November 20, 2010

Knew today was going to be good when two jays visited to feed in the garden...

jay jay jay taking flight

Taken by Ken through a closed window (as opening it would have scared them off). Beautiful birds: I hope they become regulars!

Off to Congresbury with GoodTwin and Sue, and a fine afternoon in the garden centres. Bought tall spikes to enlarge the fruit cage, a mosspole for the second pot of dragonfruit cacti, a big tub of dried mealworms for the birds, and a brush for cleaning out the bird feeders. Then we watched The Lost Room - the whole series - which was much enjoyed! Altogether a great day. Many thanks!

And I have a new orchid, a rescued phalaenopsis. Thanks Sue!

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Friday, November 19, 2010

AARRGGHH!!! I can't see any blogger or wordpress sites - including my own! I can view source and (obviously, or I wouldn't be typing this) access my dashboard and everything's there - I just can't see it...

Presumably it's some software problem (Kai thought it might be something affecting MySQL, but all our databases work so it's not that), but I hope they sort it out with all due despatch.

Busy day. Didn't quite manage to get up to Wild Oats or Bristol Guild, but I did get everything done I'd planned in Broadmead, plus a little Yule shopping.

Oh look - I can see the blogs again. *phew*. The ubiquitous 'they' must have sorted out whatever the problem was.

GoodTwin and Sue visiting tomorrow - anticipating fun!

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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Client site updates, orchid care (the other cambria has a flower spike now), manic shopping (including British wild diced rabbit and a partridge on special to go into the freezer for Boxing Day), CSI ep recorded, and the bathroom finally thoroughly cleaned (even in the storage space under the bath, though that won't last long). Heh. Tired now.

Tomorrow, oh joy, I have to FirstBus it into town - Wild Oats, Bristol Guild (put on sunglassses before clicking link!) for some ostrich and juniper berry paté for Yule, bank, Specsavers for Ken's glasses (they needed adjusting but he doesn't need to be there to collect them), and Cotswold Outdoors for the Yaktrax, which have now arrived.

But Warehouse 13 just gets better and better...

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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

It's raaaaaaaynin'...

Though not as heavily as in Cornwall.

Tyjer, sensible cat and soggy moggy that he is, went out to 'do the rounds' this morning then came in, curled up on my settee and slept the day away. The birds wait until they hear the cat-flap or door close, then all descend upon the medlar (I'm getting through a bag of sunflower seeds every two weeks at the moment, and at £2.99 a bag it looks set to be an expensive winter. Will have to see if the pet shop can deliver a sack of them, it'll be much cheaper, if I can make space for them in the shed...)

The light was very strange when Kai arrived home tonight, almost green. Though it's dark by four. Already looking forward to the spring, even if this is my favourite time of year.

Classic TV quotes: "I'm going to set fire to these peanuts with the help of some liquid oxygen... Woohoo!!... That's what you call nuked nuts." (Jimmy Doherty of Jimmy's Food Factory)

Back to the rockface.

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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Tyjer contented
Contented camouflage cat is contented and camouflaged - and getting a little pudgy by the looks of it...

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Monday, November 15, 2010

Tyjer
Grumpy cat is grumpy. Bring back sunny dayze nao!

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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Tried to take a day off.

Failed.

Brain's skidding...

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Saturday, November 13, 2010

An afternoon of gardening - cutting and mulching the asparagus bed, repotting the second blueberry, pruning ivy, raking and composting fallen leaves and bletted medlars, starting the digging of the pool behind the meadow...

Forgot to mention that a young and pretty David Caruso is also in Hudson Hawk. Mm. Nice legs...

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Friday, November 12, 2010

Right, speedy catch up post...

Dentist today - yet another new Polish one. She's good though, very competent and I felt surprisingly at ease. Possibly because she didn't try to talk down to me, something I absolutely loathe but hadn't really realised the previous one had done until now. She repaired a filling I hadn't even noticed had broken until she showed me, and advised me how to cope with the minute space and sharp edge between two crowns that always catches/tears/bunches the floss (basically, use the tiniest interdental brush instead. I hate them things...)

Checked out Pink Planet DVDs while I was up there and picked up Hudson Hawk, which we watched tonight (not a good film by any definition but as a live-action cartoon it has some very funny moments. And Richard E Grant of course...) and Stand By Me (for my KS collection) a classic that I have never yet managed to watch.

Kai has made his first selection for his sixth form studies (and eventual A Levels), a fine choice of Physics, Maths, Computing, Electronics - and Music. This last would be taught at the Brunel Academy, though, which is a mile from John Cabot, and he tells me, after speaking with a teacher, that unofficially the movement between the two presents a lot of problems, and he may not be able to take up the option. I've suggested he see if there's a music club or something similar that he can join at JC, in case he can't take the course, which he'll explore. (If so he'll probably opt for Chemistry in its place.) All quite exciting, and he seems keen to be moving on.

They have mock exams first though, in the next few weeks...

I seem to have opted for venison for Yule dinner.

Back to... um... Friday night...

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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Erk...

More of the same, plus the unpleasant thought that I really must get the house cleaned very soon, certainly before the 20th, even though my usual idea of housework is sweeping the room with a glance.

Ken has new glasses: they weigh practically nothing. Cost a little extra, but you can hardly feel them on. Think I'll have to get that sort next time I need new.

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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Rewind, replay, with a side visit to the doctor's for a repeat test they got wrong last time. [sigh] But at least it was a lovely day - cold but near-cloudless skies and brilliant sun. There's another severe weather warning out for tonight, but most of it should miss us. I hope. Not keen on the notion of gale-force winds hitting the greenhouse...

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Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Cold today - due to the chill wind mostly, feels like it's blasting down from the Arctic.

Tidying-up sort of day, clearing client stuff and emails.

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Monday, November 08, 2010

Monday shopping. Joy.

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Sunday, November 07, 2010

Give peas a chance!

[groan] sorry... I have my peas - all 64 of them (because I only had 64 peat pots left) - planted and sitting on the potting table in the hopes that well-stocked and easily accessible feeders and bird-table will prove more appealing to the feathered darlings than seedlings on a table often guarded by a Bodie cat. No guarantee, of course, but we'll see.

Other than that - it's been the usual busynesss. Also quite nippy, weather wise (though I'm still in T-shirts and sandals, as it's still not quite cold enough to force me into winter clothing).

There are still whizzbangs out there.

That's something of a surfeit of 'stills'...

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Saturday, November 06, 2010

[sigh] Bonfire Night part 2...

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Friday, November 05, 2010

Bonfire Night...

The whizzbangs started at six, as soon as it got dark, and the city sounds like a warzone, with the emergency services' sirens mingling with the bomblasts and screams of the pyrotechnics. Tyjer came in early and is curled up on the wolf, trusting his humans to protect him but still flinching with the loudest bangs. It's too wet, windy and low-cloudy to see much, even from across the road where they're having firework parties in their back gardens, and tomorrow the city will stink of gunpowder and smoke...

Bonfire Night loses its appeal once you're past your teens, I guess.

Taken from the landing window, looking up the garden. That wonderful yellow thing (near top near centre) is the asparagus. (Photo © Ken Taylor)

autumn garden

I was planning to cut down the asparagus and chop it for a mulch on top of the bed, but Ken commented that it looks beautiful - wonderfully architectural (achieved by my tying twine around it half way up to stop it flopping on the strawberries!) and a terrific colour - so I shall leave it for a little longer, until it goes brown. Asparagus

I am pissed off. You may have noticed I'm an inveterate DVD collector? And that I recently ordered the Beauty and the Beast complete boxed set? Well, in order to collect it, I had to pay a fee - £4.32 VAT (bad enough) and an outrageous, extortionate £8 Royal Mail International Handling Fee. EIGHT fucking QUID! £12.32 in total, more than a third of the original cost of the box! I've never been charged for any package before, and I've been buying online for over ten years. Miffed? Oh yes. And I have absolutely no comeback - Tax on goods ordered from or bought abroad and Goods posted from outside the EU: tax payments, queries or refunds - and the Royal Mail site states £8 is their standard charge. As their customer service said, when I queried it:

We recently assessed the costs of providing the customs clearance service for customers importing goods into the UK by post, and discovered that we were operating this service at a loss. Unfortunately, we can no longer afford to offer any service at a loss and cannot subsidise this activity using another income stream. It is for this reason that our fee has increased to £8.00, which accurately reflects the costs involved.

Last time I order anything over £18 from the States.

(Although, of course, there are ways around it [grins hopefully at onna...])

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Thursday, November 04, 2010

Odd sort of day. Got a fair bit done, though I'm not sure how, as I seemed to blink and miss most of it...

Watched Tron tonight (latest Lovefilm rental): planning to see Tron: Legacy with Kai, so he needed to watch it first. Most enjoyable, if now cringingly outdated and full of technobabble. And the 'acting'! But pretty, very pretty, and a seminal work.

And then it was Warehouse 13 season 3 [later edit] tch' - season 2 I mean, of course... S'no use, we are addicted to Warehouse 13. Peter just has me in stitches, and the chemistry between all the characters is probably the best I've ever seen, anywhere. I've even grown fond of Claudia, and I certainly never expected that to happen! Going to have to try to get the complete lot on DVD (yes, I've recorded it, but it's not the same...)

The same is true of Sanctuary, also now on season 3 and also an absolute must-see. Odd how it happens: we saw the first seasons of Heroes, Lost, Flashforward and True Blood but then lost interest and didn't bother watching any more, but these two... wonderful stuff.

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Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Into to town to pick up a parcel/buy a pair of Yaktrax for K&K (they didn't have my size but will ring when they've more in stock)/attempt (unsuccessfully) to find Yule presents for K&K. And another day zooms past...

But the new season of Sanctuary has started off extremely well (though I'm now trying to work out who those other two avatars are). Looking forward to the next eps - I really like the arc (rather than episodic) plots they seem to be using these days.

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Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Tyjer

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Monday, November 01, 2010

[sigh] Monday. Not really very fond of Mondays...

And I keep forgetting to say that Ken's latest - Ghosts - is now available.

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