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Queen of Casual Torture turned Orchid Rescuer!
... I'd write my autobiography, but no-one would believe it....
If you come across any words you don't recognise in this blog, take a look at the Taylorspeke Glossary in the left-hand infopane, you'll usually find a definition there.
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Adventures in Orchids
Apparently I am now collecting them...
EO - Everlasting orchid. Phalaenopsis. I've had this orchid for at least 15 years and it just keeps flowering...
AO - Alien face orchid. Phalaenopsis . Bought 2018 - lovely little flowers, all different patterns!
RO - Rescued orchid
TO - Tiny orchid. Phalaenopsis. Bought at Tesco 21.8.20. It just begged to come home with me. How could I say no?
CO - Crimson orchid. Cambria. Another Tesco find. This one may be going to live in Ken's room once we've redecorated and put up the new shelving; it prefers a cooler, less sunny windowsill. If so, I'll need to find another cambrian to keep it company.
GO - Golden orchid. Phalaenopsis. Saw this one when I bought CO and left it behind - then immediately regretted it as soon as I got home. Never seen one like it before. Ken, bless him, went back over to Tesco in the rain and bought it for me...
Thursday, October 07, 2021
7.9.21 - sky was gloriously clear. We took the telescope out and found Andromeda Galaxy, and ooohed over Jupiter's bands....
And now it's October. OK, let's try to get an update done before my haddock mutiny completely and leave for Andromeda...
I've completely lost track of the days and dates things happened, so I'll just write things in rough order.
Domestic stuff first, perhaps.
Painting in the bathroom is now done (except for touching up the pencil line Kai made accidentally when measuring up for a new loo roll holder, a sturdy old-fashioned one that Ken and I found in the Wells ironmongers that matches well with the retro-look new radiator and won't work its way out of the wall like the modern ones do - silly little screws too close together make for a very unstable device...), and the new kitchen sink and surround is now installed: looks really good, matches the other worktops, and is very strong. Makes it a bit of a squeeze to get to the larder, but that's a good reason to lose weight!
We need to put up new tiles on the wall above the sink now, so a trip to B&Q for me and Kai is on the cards, most likely next Fri.
Kemp Carpets came to measure up for new carpets right through the ground floor, and give us a price (actually cheaper than I'd allowed for which is good), then Kai and I walked up there to choose the carpets we want. Relatively soft but hardwearing for the hall and lounge, harder wearing for my room, and this -
for the kitchen (Kai said he'd like something that looked like slate tiles, and this was the most natural and rustic vinyl Kemp had. I really like it!)
This time I've insisted on a good thick underlay for the carpets, as I'm fed up with cold floors!
The bedroom orchids are still doing really well and looking beautiful.
I'm thinking the teeny one will be WO (for weeny orchid). This is the inner pot it was in when I bought it - no wonder it was unhappy!
The dendrobium has a new plant sprout - though as yet I don't know how to remove it to grow it. It's right at the bottom of the original shoot, and I'm hoping that more sprouts may appear higher up. Will wait and see...
CO is also looking beautiful.
Kai has upgraded my PC a little: it now boots up, and turns off, silently and in about 10 seconds instead of the 5 mins it used to take. I also have double the memory that I had before, and he's talking about putting a new graphics card in for me as well. Sometimes it's very handy having a son who can build a computer!
We visited mum-in-law in Babbacombe middle of September, and finally managed to give her the bronze pot with heucheras that she was supposed to get for her birthday two years ago. Nice bright colours so she can just about see it.
While we were there we walked up to the precinct and found a load of things we'd been looking for, so it was a very useful shopping trip as well.
Just for the hell of it, a back street in Wells, just up from the antique store Kai likes. (I found the Vulcan patch there.)
Kai and I managed our planned trip to the plateau at Eastwood Farm last week. The clouds were quite spectacular, especially seen from Arno's Park at the end of the road on the way to the bus stop...
I think the distinctive trees on the Farm's plateau are grey poplars. We thought they were silver birch to start with, but the leaves are wrong. They look fabulous when it's breezy, the silver underside of the leaves sparkling in sunlight.
Lovely walk. Aiming to try to do it regularly and record the leaves' changing colours.
There was an interesting moth at the bus stop at the bottom of Sandy Park Rd -
Very pretty, but it's the Asian invader box tree moth whose caterpillars kill off box trees, so not entirely welcome here.
The trip to Weston-super-Mare was great fun! Wendy and I both took (separate) trains - they're making big changes to the centre of town/the front, and FirstBus doesn't go to the front any more - and walked to the centre (about 10 mins away from the station, so very handy).
Pier on the left, Knightstone Island on the right, Steepholm in the middle...
Explored the shopping mall, and the pier, then went on the big wheel, then walked along to what used to be the seaquarium (which had gorgeous volitans) but is now the Revo restaurant. (Website not up to much but the location is beautiful, on stilts built out over the beach and with wonderful views out to the estuary. And their salted caramel gateau is to die for...)
There was a Luke Jerram installation on the beach just a short distance from the restaurant -
That makes three I've seen this year!
Fantastic day - thanks Wendy!
Today we've had Acorn Stairlifts visit to measure up (mine and Ken's knees are going, and if we have mum T to live here we'll need one, she can't manage steps at all.) It's doable, and sounds excellent, but I'd like to get another company's prices before deciding...
Coincidentally, Companion Stairlifts also rang as I was making dinner and we have someone calling to measure up and give us a quote (and see if a walk-in shower is possible) next Thurs pm.
We all re-watched and thoroughly enjoyed the Angry Birds movie, in preparation for Angry Birds 2, which I recently ordered. Hopefully we will watch it this weekend, maybe after we've all had our flu jabs on Saturday.
Kai and I watched Centaurworld on Netflix... it's... one of the most surreal, psychedelic, insane things I've ever seen. And oddly addictive... Really hope season 2 becomes a reality...
VOCAS got back to me. It was a long phone call, but very instructive indeed.
1. Wooden fences are considered, legally, to have a lifespan of about 10 years. Any damage they suffer after that is just normal wear and tear. We kept his fence going for at least twenty years by treating it with Cuprinol (for which we got no thanks, or even acknowledgement, and for which he owes us £1,000), so it was well past its use by when the split happened. Ergo, unless he can prove we caused the damage - which he can't, as we did not cause it, and I have photographs to prove it - it is simple normal age-related damage, and all his actions and harassment towards us (I should say, specifically me) since then have been illegal.
2. He has subjected us to 'low-grade harassment' for the last eight years. While this is obviously not life-threatening or legally serious, it is still illegal and we can take action. HOWEVER, at present court cases are taking a minimum of 18 months to be heard and have to be more serious to be considered worth what I would consider decent action (if that makes sense). At present I have more important things to do with my money so will simply carry on keeping the diary (which VOCAS recommend: lucky I'm so organised!) until such time as I can comfortably start proceedings.
3. VOCAS advised that if the harassment continues, it is perfectly legal for me to film it (on my phone) and send the footage to the police. That's very good to know.
4. Any further incidents, get straight back to the police.
It's useful to know where I stand legally, because of course the moron never learns, and was out threatening and abusing (and taking photos of!!) our Tesco deliverer on Tuesday: he had to park partially on the pavement by our drive as the next car up was a bit close to the DISABLED on the road for him to pull in safely. Perfectly fine, of course, as the guy said, legally they can park like that for up to 20 mins if making deliveries. Unfortunately for BND he picked the wrong person, as the deliverer was a delightfully foul-mouthed, aggressive character who gave as good as he got and rang his boss to report the incident. (When I said to ignore him, we've had endless problems with him, deliverer offered to come back later and sort him out!! Oh, so tempting... [grin])
Anyway, I reported it to the police as well, giving BND's log reference number so they could refer back to everything he's done so far, and got a very nice email back saying unfortunately as the harassment wasn't actually aimed at me, the deliverer would have to report it himself - which I doubt he will as he sounded as though this was pretty much par for the course for him (and I can believe that!) - but if they could do anything else to assist me to let them know. I guess the Sarah Everard situation has most forces now treading very carefully...
Anyway... now I know where I stand, I'm happier about matters. Have to admit since I shouted at him (and mentioned legal proceedings) he's stopped the worst of the harassment, though I can't see that lasting as he obviously considers himself above the law.
So that's where we are right now. He's abusing and upsetting more and more people all the time. I can't understand his mindset, (not that I really want to) and it gives me a headache trying to think down to the level of his room temperature IQ. Fortunately he's a lot older than us, has smoked for most of his life and didn't follow any of the Covid rules, so how much longer he'll last is anyone's guess. He won't be missed...
Later folks! Stay safe out there...
Friday, September 03, 2021
OK, who stole August?
[sigh] Well, it's been another of those months. Let's see if I can condense it all into something that won't take hours to read.
Let's get the 'orrible stuff out the way first, neh?
Medical matters (icky photo a bit further down. Nothing too icky, just... gall stones. Lots of 'em.)
First up, my new glasses are wonderful!
And second up...
So the MRI showed "persistent stones in [my] bile duct" and the unit booked me in for an endoscopy to remove them (in prep for the op to remove the gall bladder). Appt came through for the 2nd Sept, which was fine. In the meantime I had three 'episodes' - disabling pain in my midsection which passed in a few hours, helped, oddly, by throwing up violently: dunno, perhaps it twisted things internally and persuaded the stones to shift? Anyway, it helped - which I just put up with as I knew what they were and there's not a lot the BRI can do to help with them. However, this Wed noon-ish it started again, worst yet. Couldn't move, throwing up didn't help, and then my temperature started climbing. Cue another phone call to 111, who sent an ambulance, which took five hours to arrive, which whipped me off to the BRI. And in which I waited for four hours as they had no beds or staff. Predictably, when I finally got into a cubicle the pain was mostly gone - except for a HORRENDOUS headache - and my temperature was back to normal - so they discharged me straight to the heptobiliary unit (wrist tag and peripheral venous catheter still attached) for my endoscopy.
Which was... a weird bit of a non-event, despite the eight people in the room (they did x-rays during, I gather). The local anaesthetic to the throat was as horrible as ever, and the intravenous sedative (mixed with all sorts of other stuff including antibios) had the effect of making me think I was still awake while a group of people were felling trees inside me... (welcome to my brain. It contains galaxies. Some of which are really not safe to visit.)
Took about half an hour, then I was wheeled into a recovery room. Felt fine after about 10 mins, but they insisted on a four hour wait before discharge. Kai came to meet me and make sure I got home OK, but honestly, apparently I recover from sedatives even faster than anaesthetics.
So - the result. When they said 'gall stones', I envisaged two or three, but no. Don't know about other people but I had (and still have, I think, they couldn't get them all) dozens. Have a photo of my insides.
They even gave me some of them in a container - the biggest is a tad over half an inch/nearly a centimetre across!
Fragging evolution! I want a new body.
Anyway. Hoping they'll get me in for the op soon so I can get shot of the whole bloody thing.
Interestingly, though, today (after 10 hours sleep - didn't get any the 35 hours prior) I feel better than I have in months. Maybe the stones were what was making me so draggingly fatigued all the time.
And on to prettier things!
The picture frame now on the bedroom wall left of the orchid window...
And the teeny weeny orchid I bought at Tesco today...
Not sure yet what to call it for short. Already have TO. Any suggestions, anyone?
The dendrobium finished flowering so I repotted it - and found it had been planted in bog-standard indoor potting compost instead of the proper bark and sphagnum moss. No wonder it was unhappy! So pruned and repotted it's much happier, and may have already produced a tiny new flower shoot...
Will keep blog updated!
The cambria also has a new flower spike...
I checked back and RO started flowering Sept 2020 - and is still flowering now, albeit on a different flower spike. Over a year of flowers! I do love my orchids.
My craggy old succulent is flowering - sorta...
The seaholly has been splendid and absolutely full of bees for over a month...
Going to keep an eye out for others next time I visit a garden centre (which reminds me, must message Kim!)
We had another dragonfly in the garden the other day. They do seem to like Roeg's Pool.
Then it went and hung in the medlar...
We've had the hedgehogs canoodling again, and Whitepaw vists regularly - as, unfortunately, does the squirrel from the park, stealing Ken's hazelnuts... I do love my garden.
Kai and I went to the moon (in Bristol Cathedral...)
Nice, but not as much fun as Mars.
Been watching too much Boosh... Kai's crimp:
(I took burgers out the freezer for the next day's lunch, and after saying something he laughed, but it sounded like a horse neighing!)
Great to watch it again. It never ages!
Soylent Green... not at all sure I've ever watched it before, as I didn't remember most of it, and ye gods what a film! Depressingly prescient.
Cargo - what a fascinating little film! Also really good.
I woke up last Sunday with "A person is smart. People are dumb." in my head - so we watched the three MiB films back to back. Have to say the third film is by far the best - although you do need to watch at least the first for it to make sense. Pity about the second film, but there you go...
Finished the Cixin Liu trilogy. It's... I mean... wow... how do I even? Absolutely staggering. HUGE story. Gloriously poignant, delicate ending. Love it. But it's a hell of a commitment. Death's End alone is over 700 pages. Will need to re-read it - in about ten years time when I've forgotten some of it!
Afterwards I thought I'd dive into Asimov's Foundation trilogy, been donkey's years since I read it...
Well, I did try to bear in mind it was written before I was born, really I did, but even so it's... irritating. His attitude towards women was problematic at the time, and even worse now, while the complete lack of advancement of the human species over millennia grates horribly. And why the hell does everyone still smoke?!
Halfway through Foundation and Empire: I'll finish the trilogy and move onto 2001 et al. More later.
While I was at Tesco I stopped to chat to a lad who was outside promoting donations to the Battersea Dog Home. I didn't know that they sponsor other animal rescue charities around the world, but was delighted to hear it. Anyway, I went ahead and set up a monthly donation to sponsor a cat cabin, in memory of Tyjer.
I think that's about it, mostly. Of course I'll have missed some stuff, I always do, but that's all the most memorable things. Will update... well, whenever I can!
Oh! Just remembered... I have a new phone. Samsung Galaxy Note 9, courtesy of a friend of Ken's who couldn't use it and gave it to him (and since he only uses his phone for calling or texting he gave it to me - I use mine for an awful lot more than that these days!) It's fabulous, although getting my old SIM into it was a whole lot of not-fun. Kai now has my old J3 with his SIM in it and is fairly happy (mostly that he didn't have to pay for a new one, I suspect...) Such a treat!
Monday, August 02, 2021
Right, where did we get to?
The books are now all finished, proof read, and the last little bit of text written for Crystals. Now we just wait for publication!
So this encouraged me to check back, and I found that since Chelsey signed us up in 1999, we've had 32 different non-fic books published globally, in seven different languages: four of these have gone to second editions, and one of them - the first book we ever wrote, 20 years ago - is coming out in a third, hard-backed edition from Collins and Brown next Feb. This isn't counting Ken's archaeological reports, or the (4 I think?) chapters I ghost-wrote for the Afterlife Bible.
I think, at this point, we can legitimately call ourselves successful authors.
Coincidentally, for any readers into numerology, it's also our 32nd wedding anniversary this year. "In numerology, number 32 is a combination of the vibrational energies of the numbers 3 and 2. Number 3 signifies creativity, happiness, joy, and self-realization. It resonates with optimism, positivity, and the power to create things from your talents and gifts... Number 2 carries the qualities of balance and harmony, selflessness and service to others, diplomacy, mediation and co-operation, faith and trust and relates to your soul mission and life purpose. These energies and attributes combine to bring us the number 32 which represents society, communication, partnerships, duality and balance." [Pinched from Google, so make of that what you will...]
GO being strange but beautiful...
After a few years of not doing very much, this year my sea hollies have explodonated!
I found another unhappy orchid over at Tesco a couple of weeks back. I'd seen it for a month every time I went over, and thought it was interesting, but that trip it was looking distinctly the worse for wear, and the tag said it was a day past its 'display until', so I took it to the checkout and asked if I could have any money off, as it was definitely past its best. "We can only allow 10% off." She said apologetically.
"Oh, that's fine. It's past its 'display by' in any case."
"Oh!" she said. "In that case, you can have it for half price!"
So, £4 instead of £8. It's a dendrobium - but I don't know which dendrobium (there are several families), so I'll have to learn how to tend to it. But it's scented - smells of wisteria! - so I will try to ensure I look after it properly.
The pretty jardinières came from Almondsbury and the Riverside garden centres - Kim and I went there week before last. Had a great time and spent too much as usual...
On the way to Mars...
Last Fri had to get into Bristol for a mammogram, oh joy, but a couple of days before hand we found that the Wills Building was hosting Luke Jerram's 'Mars' exhibition, so I booked tickets (free) and Kai and I went over after my appointment...
It was glorious
Hoping Kai will post the video he took (with my camera, so not perfect) on Youtube later - will embed it here if he does. (Lovely soundtrack too, plan to email the artist and ask if it's available to buy.)
So now I'm treating myself to this (yes, it's 20 times exaggerated, but I really like it!)
And in other news...
Looks like Whitepaw has become our resident fox, they're in the garden most of the time now.
We have hedgehogs again. I heard weird 'chuff, chuff' noises in the front garden last month, at about 2 a.m., and when I looked out there were two canoodling 'hogs on the front path. A week later I heard them rustling around hunting out the front too, so fingers crossed for babies later...
I've now read The Lathe of Heaven - very good but nightmare fuel - and re-read Flowers for Algernon, which I first read when I was about 14 and which, then, made me cry. At that time I wasn't mature enough to understand many of the book's themes: now I find it fascinating, but very, very sad. It's an amazing, and somewhat eye-opening, story.
Finished The Three Body Problem. It took a little getting into, but after about three chapters I was completely hooked and loved it. It's not the easiest of reads, but it has the wonderful ability to leave you not entirely sure who is good and who the opposite, as concepts change over time. Have loaned it to Kai and am now on The Dark Forest - also very good but a different translator who isn't quite as good as the first one.
Then I have Out of This World: the Story of Muse (thanks Wendy!), Infernal Devices (also thanks Wendy! Will let you know.) and the Space Odyssey tetralogy to read. And when we were talking on the phone, Wendy mentioned the author of Infernal Devices, which I misheard as Jetta, so searched for that name. And found this... Which sounds an absolute hoot, so of course I bought it and will read in due course.
Watched The Watch. Hm. Haven't read the books on which it's based (the Discworld novels) so came to it with no expectations... Well, the characters are great, the cinematography beautiful, and the story a disjointed mess. Can't recommend it, really, and very much doubt we'd watch a second series if it ever materialises.
Tried to watch Alphaville, only to find we have one of the rare copies without subtitles: my French dates back to A level and Ken never took it, so that didn't work. Watched Under the Skin instead... it's an... interesting film... I've bought the book to see if that makes the story any clearer (not that it's difficult to understand, just a bit... odd...)
So then we bought
Raya and the Last Dragon. Absolutely beautiful, but alas very predictable. A joy to watch though!
Then it was back to Bollywood with Tere Naam, which can best be described as a sort of OTT Indian version of Romeo and Juliet. Quite compelling after the first half an hour, and very nicely made.
On the medical front... K&K have SpecSavers appts on Wed p.m., and mine is on Thurs p.m. Ken hasn't been a for a while and we're pretty sure he'll need a completely new prescription.
I had a phone call last Thurs from the heptobiliary dept at the BRI. I thought it was just for follow up, but no, they want a full body MRI to check there are no more gall stones in bile ducts (if there are, they'll do an endoscopy to clear them) before the gall bladder removal op (which requires a general anaesthetic, oh joy). OK, I thought, so that'll be later in the year...
Heh. Got a letter this morning: the MRI appt is 7.40 (a.m.) this Fri. Such fun for claustrophobics...
Finally: haven't heard anything from VOCAS yet - will ring to check next week if nothing happens this week - but I did find the Police Codes of Ethics, and Conduct, online, so emailed the College of Policing to find out if they still applied to ex-police. They don't, BUT if an ex-policeman is behaving in a way that would have him brought up on charges of gross misconduct if he was still with the force, he can be charged as a civil matter, and put on the police Barred List. Oh, he'd hate that. Will ask about it when VOCAS get back to me.
Except to note that my plums and tayberries are keeping us well supplied with fruit, and my dwarf beans and mange tout with veg, that's about it for the moment, I think. Will try to update a little earlier next time.
Friday, July 09, 2021
Phew. That was all a bit knackering...
However, all three books (and the revisions/small rewrites) are now done and off with the designer. Our contact says the reactions at the publisher have all been favourable, which is very good news. We'll be getting the pdfs to proof-read soon, and that's the final stage for us before publication. Not sure when that will be but probably in time for the Yule market. It'll be interesting to see how they've edited and illustrated what we’ve written!
(For anyone interested, crystals was written to Mike Oldfield's Songs of Distant Earth and Sarah Brightman's Dreamchaser, and witchcraft to Inkubus Sukkubus - Wytches, Heartbeat of the Earth, and Belladonna and Aconite, principally.)
Hopefully we'll be paid soon, too...
Ken and I took a day off writing and bussed through to Glastonbury for the day... I forget when. Three weeks ago? It was fine - always a fun place to visit, but the prices of everything have gone through the roof. I found a few bits and pieces (two lovely cards to finish off the cards in a display I now have on the bedroom wall - photo later if I remember!) but not a lot, and there was a long queue to get into the organic supermarket - only letting a couple of people in a time - so we didn't bother.
RO, which is the most magnificent orchid I've ever had!!
Ten flowers!! Ten! So splendid!
GO is doing something quite strange too, flowering in all directions. Photos when I can get some.
I did also rescue another. Well, I mean, it was sitting all alone and lonely on a wall on the way back from Tesco, saying vewy vewy quietly "I'z pwetty norkid. Pweeeeze give me nice home..." How could I say no? It's a phalaenopsis, but it's just leaves at the moment, no idea of the size or colour of the flowers. Though that's half the fun, waiting to see what happens!
The garden is tootling along well - too much grass, but hopefully we can get things a little more under control come autumn. I bought a Bosch strimmer, which should help. Veg and fruit beds doing very well: planning to get another square raised bed for strawberries later in the year, the trough isn't big enough for them, and they are delicious. Apples great. Plum and pear not so good this year, both have some sort of fungus disease that I didn't catch soon enough to kill off. Might not be a huge harvest this year, but I'll prune them later and treat them in the hope it won't come back next year. Will need to keep an eye on them...
Our foxes visit most nights, with a couple of cubs now. I don't think they were born here, but they are now using the top as a playground, which is a delight to watch!
Derpy is now taxed, booked in for her service and MOT at the beginning of August, and I've switched insurance companies to one half the price of Aviva but still with most of the services we might need. She hasn't been off the drive in a year so gods know what will need doing. (I did ask, and Renatec - just down the road and around the corner - will come and tow her to the garage if I can't get her going...)
Books. Not sure I mentioned before, but I've been going through a spell of non-fiction. Guns, Germs and Steel, some of which I knew but had never quite joined up the dots. Essential reading for world-making for my own writing, and a cracking good read. Notes from Deep Time, read for background to the crystals book - fascinating and highly recommended! Something Deeply Hidden: Quantum Worlds and the Emergence of Spacetime... OK, I'd hoped to have worked through my Dummies Algebra, Physics and Quantum Mechanics books first, but I just haven't found the time. Something Deeply Hidden is definitely written for someone with at least a grasp of maths (I just about managed to get through my O Level maths and then pretty much gave up, although in recent years I've improved significantly). An awful lot of it went right over my head, but just every now and then something made a weird sort of intuitive sense - but only for a second or so. I'm glad I've read it - the bits I could understand are fascinating - but it's not exactly easy going.
I did also struggle through The Wisdom of Crowds... Sorry Wendy, it's pretty poor. I believe it was written for American males - 'proving' statistics by devoting 5+ pages to an analysis of betting on American football teams?? - and is horribly misogynistic. As far as I can see the author never wrote anything else, and I can't say I'm surprised. What he had to say is reasonable, but hardly new and earth-shaking.
I now have Liu Cixin's Remembrance of Earth's Past trilogy on order. I adored The Wandering Earth (book and film), so I thought I'd see what else he has to say!
Media... Ken and I finished Deep Space 9. It was OK, but there's so much better available today it looked a little dated. Fun all the same: glad we re-watched.
Ad Astra... Hm... Glorious cinematography and sfx, but I found the story a little... staid? Kai thoroughly enjoyed it though. Heh, maybe I've just seen too many films in my life and have become extremely picky!
Then there was the Angry Birds Movie. Wasn't expecting too much but it's really good! Very funny, very clever, and very enjoyable. And we had fun spotting the homages to other films.
Ken and I watched Another Earth, which is intriguing (if horribly bad at the science). Can't say it's a favourite, but it was thought-provoking, which is never a bad thing.
Can't say the same about Scream and Scream Again... I actually signed into the IMDb and left a review...
And then there's Constantine... God it's good! I first thought the female lead, Zed, was a Mary-Sue, but now I don't think she is. The whole thing is wonderfully gritty and bloody and daft and HUGE fun. So so sad there's only one series (of only 13 eps, too...)
When we've finished Constantine we're going to watch The Watch on iplayer - keep seeing trailers for it and it looks like enormous fun. Well, anyone who uses a baby dragon as a flame thrower's got to be worth a look, ne?
Not sure if I've ever mentioned Simon Drake - fabulous magician, his Secret Cabaret TV series is wonderful - but Ken and I went to see him at the Bristol Hippodrome waaaaaay back soon after we'd bought the house (Yule present? Birthday present? So long ago now I can't remember!) and loved it so much I can still visualise most of the show. Anyway, while turning stuff out I found the ticket, and two posters, and some photographs - and a rubber hand with his signature on it! (rather faded now, but still just legible.) I've bought a display frame (3 inches deep) and when I've got it sorted I'll post a pic here.
Oh, and I'm getting Revoltech Deadpool for Yule!!
I'm working my way back through the blog, correcting coding and changing the non-working links to the correct ones (after we moved JAT to the WaveWrights site.) I've got as far back as 2009, and hope to have it finished in the next couple of months. It's hard going as blogger now don't give you the option to choose years - to get to old updates you have to page down, and down, and down, and down, and down... However. I can now remove the clunky comment boxes from old entries, and just leave the actual comments visible, which is a great help. (Also, oddly, it says I'm based in Brisbane, Australia. Perhaps the two cities are directly opposite each other, if you draw a line through the centre of the earth?) I want to archive the blog offline when I'm done, as it covers nearly 20 years of my life at present...
And last, BND. I rang Victim Support, who told me they don't handle the legal side of things, and referred me to VOCAS - the Victims of Crime Advocacy Service. I sent them a detailed email last week, now waiting to hear back from them, but not expecting a speedy reply as I have no doubt they're snowed under at present. Main thing is I've started the ball rolling, and feel a lot better for it. In the meantime I'll just keep adding incidents to my list (currently 10 word pages long) and taking photographs as and when necessary.
Wonder if the Beeb is still interested in making new eps of their Nightmare Neighbours series...?
Wednesday, June 16, 2021
Witchcraft now at just over 16K words and all's going well.
Have a pic of Whitepaw...
... and her friend.
Occasionally I check ebay to see if they have any new Starscreams...
"Oooh!" I discorded Ken. "There's a Starscream plushie!"
"What's a plushie?" he discorded back.
"A toy. Soft and squishy and made of velvety material. And cute."
I can imagine 'the look'...
"You're describing Starscream here???"
Me, grinning manically, "I know. Brilliant innit?"
He made us all laugh - it's the smirk. And now Ken keeps telling me things like, "Starscream would encourage it - the more knowledge you have the more mischief you can make." when I mentioned I had a half price offer to get premium membership with Academia.edu (I've been a member since March 2011 - they have fantastic papers on all sort of subjects we're interested in.) So I joined. And found both Ken and I have loads of mentions - in official papers' bibliographies! When I have time I shall check them out. And tell Chelsey - will make her happy too.
Ken's birthday tomorrow! (He says many thanks for the card, Wendy!)
Friday, June 11, 2021
Very quickly while I have a couple of minutes to spare, because... well, remember those book commissions? I finished the Crystals book early - because I had to, because... well, the original author of Witchcraft dropped out, so they asked if I would take it on, so I said yes...
Why yes, thank you, I know I'm insane...
So I'm now 10K words into the 30K words Beginner's Guide to Witchcraft, and the deadline is June 29th... I have NO time for anything else at the moment. Just as well I'm enjoying it. Though I've had to use a pen-name for the first time - Alestrel Evergreen. I rather like the pun!
So sorry everyone, that's why I haven't been able to be in touch (sorry Wendy - will try to organise a phone chat in July...)
More when I've finished the writing. In the meantime, have some pics.
I do believe I am overfeeding the orchids...
EO with new flower spike.
GO with new flower spike - the old two haven't finished yet and this new one is a double!
All the orchids. RO is looking fabulous right now - will try to get a better pic soon.
We now have a jay visiting daily to hoover up the birdfood the sparrows, starlings, robins and tits drop from the feeder.
And when the jay isn't hoovering, the foxes are!
Fox photos © Ken.
So beautiful... We have two that visit every day now.
Hee! My pic, taken with my usual 'point vaguely in the rightish direction and hope it works' technique - and I was the only one of us to get a halfway decent photo! (This is the partial solar eclipse yesterday, the 10th.)
And that's all for now. Later!